Recent Movie Reviews


Say NO to Facebook Button Say NO to Facebook Button

Rated 5 / 5 stars

True

Indeed it's really lame putting an ugly Facebook "Like" button up there, but knowing NG I could expect nothing less...



DOOM The Dramatic Story DOOM The Dramatic Story

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was great.

Original ideas and things with potential tend to get really underrated and unaccepted by NG's lonely friendless hater child community, so don't feel bad. This was pretty great, and I really think you shouldn't give up just cause a bunch of kinds who only like Mario movies gave you low ratings. It really doesn't mean shit. So keep it up!


cartoonbacon responds:

I WILL! :D


Warrior kid VS Sticks Warrior kid VS Sticks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well... yeah... ok...

In moments like this I feel pathetic for doing stick animations once. Good & banal portrayal of the average stick animator kid. But LOL, favorited for sure.


Recent Game Reviews


Alight (in dreams) Alight (in dreams)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Once again,

The same fucking stupid overdone thing - a pixelated game about "dreams" and "deepness" which actually has nothing special inside it. It's just one of the many. I hardly remember the first few people games made that were actually special, but now it's just annoying seeing as this became like everything else - from dumbshit Mario-related "stunt" animations, trough all the Shock-clones, all apparently are some "huge fucking success" on the stupid NG 12-to-13 years old audience eventhough noone even understands this stuff but claims it's "deep" and "oh so explorable". You have the rating 7 from me because of the hard work you did on this, but on originality - yet again, something below zero is on the front page of Newgrounds. I'm glad at least the administrators find this funny, apparently.



Toxie Radd 3D Toxie Radd 3D

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good work but mind the fact that...

...most people own average PC's. I love that Virtua Cop feeling but you should do the smart thing and use sprites where possible, to avoid lagging. It does lag a bit and that's what stopped me from playing this great game that's also full of potential. I can imagine how long it must have taken scripting the camera movement, enemy appearances and everything else. So that's all I can say. I loved the game but the lag was a big setback.


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Xplored responds:

Have you FP 10.2+?
Have you tried to play maybe closing other applications or browser windows. It may help.
Anyway you're right in terms of average PC and performance.
We are working harder and harder to make the engine better and better performing (then...implementing Molehill when it will be the right time :D ).
And, as a conclusion...thanks for the 10!


Goin Up Goin Up

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I guess it's about time I wrote a review too

Well, this game is so addicting that at one point we switched with my girlfriend. It sure is genius, yet not that original. But I suppose that doesn't matter that much, programming-wise everything was amazing, fluidly bouncing platforms, no issues with most things except some unpredictable responses in the controls and spikes killing you at long distance. The game kept me playing for about a week now, probably beating all records of any flash games that got me playing more than once (there ain't many). The only flaw would be some of the unlockables - the most pricey one was predictable and predictably disappointing, which really leaves a bad taste near the end of the playing timeline for most players (when they unlock everything), like in my case. But, it was your call. I can't miss commenting on the graphics too - except for some lazyness - everything looked cute, stylish and perfect for the game. Loved how the big enemies looked like. Some animation would have been nice but it's still really fine that way as well. I guess that's all. I'm in that end of the playing timeline I mentioned, so I just had to finally review. Keep up the good programming work, and maybe create a second game with that title some day, that will fix all of the flaws this one has. Because this game is great, but it really makes the player wish it was a little bit better, there are things missing.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Aquatic Methodology Aquatic Methodology

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I misspelled the shit out of my previous review. Can't edit it. Anyways, love this just as much.


CANDYdisturber responds:

Thanks man, weird seeing you roaming Newgrounds haha.


EVERHYPED (Remix) EVERHYPED (Remix)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's soooo good. What I appreciate the most is that you have your own unique sound that I can only compare to Worakls in it's complexity and flow. Always a pleasure to hear you made.


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Start of Creation Start of Creation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Neato!


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Saao responds:

Thanks, glad you like it

Recent Art Reviews


Forceful Kiss Forceful Kiss

Rated 4 / 5 stars

*aaaw-like phrase of cuteness*

Forceful blowjobs next time.



Portal 2 Portal 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lovin' it.

I finished portal 2 the day it came out and I cried that it had to end. Yours is the best Portal 2-related art submission here by the way. Not only that it looks good, but your idea was great - putting Chell and GlaDOS together, like fwends :3 and she's not a potato. And of course mr cube. Great work to you!


Syringes responds:

Awww, you dont know how much that means to me! : D I try so hard to submit good quality art on newgrounds because I feel that its the type of site that only deserves it. And so Im glad to know that this image is of good quality. Thanks so much for your review <3


Terran Medic - Making of Terran Medic - Making of

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I don't have questions

But I just had to tell you without any doubts that you're the best artist around here. In all means. You're a really special and talented one, and NG does not deserve you (100% certain here), and I'm not just saying that because I like being awfully nice to random people, but because it's the obvious truth and you need to be certain of it. I hope you really get the recognition you deserve, in the actual art industry, because your talent and attention to details is an obvious proof that you WILL get it once you reach for it.


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Vonschlippe responds:

My, thank you very much! :)